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evilwizard:

me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know

my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord

me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword

krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord

(via babyprime)

melnathea:

falseparasol:

cannibalchicken:

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feyfoxen:

o-kurwa:

Damn, she gave a kiss but he blew man group

(via a-drays-mind)

lesbiansfordirkstrider:

cool image of my school

(via yarnold)

littlebirdofprey:

if I were an npc in skyrim I would never leave my house because there are giant spiders out there. My one line of radiant dialogue would be “I don’t leave the house, there’s giant spiders out there.”

(via shrimpsisbugs)

phaeton-flier:

raginrayguns:

genderyomi:

you ever jerk off to something and you’re like yeah that was mid. i feel like a chump for not jerking off to something hotter. and then your jerk off elo pops up in the HUD and you see all the points you lost

im honestly so bad at it i think im just gonna quit. Maybe not everyone is cut out to be a masturbator

Try getting a coach or watching some instructional vids

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louisegluckpdf:

starting a collection

(via babyprime)

nintengu:

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coughloop:

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